Small-Batch Plant Medicine • Full Spectrum CBD • Farm-Brewed • Hand-Crafted •

CBD APOTHECARY

Small-Batch Plant Medicine • Full Spectrum CBD • Farm-Brewed • Hand-Crafted • CBD APOTHECARY

Out in the heat-blistered wilds of Texas (Wills Point, actually), there’s a woman who dances with her goats, tends an overgrown pasture, and has a knack for making what your pain actually needs.
They call her crazy. Some call her a witch. But the ones who know? They just call her healer.

This is body care that doesn’t just sit pretty on a shelf.
It’s brewed with wild intention, small-batch ritual, and the kind of herbal knowledge passed down through dirt-stained hands and long nights at the cauldron (ok, double boiler — but still).

The Goods

CBD LOTION POTION

  • Lotion Potion is a rich, goat milk–infused CBD body cream formulated for sore muscles, joint stiffness, and everyday aches. With 500 mg of CBD and a botanical blend of arnica, comfrey, chamomile, and white willow bark, it delivers plant-powered relief with a creamy, fast-absorbing finish.

    • Goat Milk is rich in lactic acid and vitamins to soothe and soften the skin.

    • White Willow Bark offers natural salicylates — the plant version of aspirin — to ease pain and inflammation.

    • Arnica supports circulation and helps reduce swelling.

    • Comfrey aids in cellular repair and muscle recovery.

  • Rub a small amount into sore muscles and joints as needed. Perfect after long days, hard rides, or too much time hunched over your damn desk. Use daily or as needed for ritual relief.

  • Key Ingredients:
    Goat Milk, Full-Spectrum CBD, Arnica, Comfrey, Chamomile Hydrosol, White Willow Bark

    Full Ingredients:
    Hemp Oil, Shea Nilotica Butter, CBD Isolate, Goat Milk, Water, Chamomile Hydrosol, Glyceryl Monostearate, Cetyl Alcohol, Glycerin, Comfrey Extract, Arnica Extract, White Willow Bark Extract, Essential Oils (Patchouli & Oakmoss), Sunflower Lecithin, Xanthan Gum, Euxyl K903

  • Patchouli & Oakmoss

    • Earthy and grounding — the way you wish you smelled after mowing all Sunday afternoon. Think woodsy, warm, and just a little wild.

    Sweetgrass & Lavender

    • With just a touch of peppermint, this blend lifts the senses with soft green notes, floral calm, and a fresh herbal snap — like collecting wildflowers in a dewy pasture at sunrise.

OUTLAW OINTMENT

  • Lotion Potion is a rich, goat milk–infused CBD body cream formulated for sore muscles, joint stiffness, and everyday aches. With 500 mg of CBD and a botanical blend of arnica, comfrey, chamomile, and white willow bark, it delivers plant-powered relief with a creamy, fast-absorbing finish.

    • Goat Milk is rich in lactic acid and vitamins to soothe and soften the skin.

    • White Willow Bark offers natural salicylates — the plant version of aspirin — to ease pain and inflammation.

    • Arnica supports circulation and helps reduce swelling.

    • Comfrey aids in cellular repair and muscle recovery.

  • Rub a small amount into sore muscles and joints as needed. Perfect after long days, hard rides, or too much time hunched over your damn desk. Use daily or as needed for ritual relief.

  • Key Ingredients:
    Goat Milk, Full-Spectrum CBD, Arnica, Comfrey, Chamomile Hydrosol, White Willow Bark

    Full Ingredients:
    Hemp Oil, Shea Nilotica Butter, CBD Isolate, Goat Milk, Water, Chamomile Hydrosol, Glyceryl Monostearate, Cetyl Alcohol, Glycerin, Comfrey Extract, Arnica Extract, White Willow Bark Extract, Essential Oils (Patchouli & Oakmoss), Sunflower Lecithin, Xanthan Gum, Euxyl K903

  • Patchouli & Oakmoss

    • Earthy and grounding — the way you wish you smelled after mowing all Sunday afternoon. Think woodsy, warm, and just a little wild.

    Sweetgrass & Lavender

    • With just a touch of peppermint, this blend lifts the senses with soft green notes, floral calm, and a fresh herbal snap — like collecting wildflowers in a dewy pasture at sunrise.

SNAKE OIL

  • Lotion Potion is a rich, goat milk–infused CBD body cream formulated for sore muscles, joint stiffness, and everyday aches. With 500 mg of CBD and a botanical blend of arnica, comfrey, chamomile, and white willow bark, it delivers plant-powered relief with a creamy, fast-absorbing finish.

    • Goat Milk is rich in lactic acid and vitamins to soothe and soften the skin.

    • White Willow Bark offers natural salicylates — the plant version of aspirin — to ease pain and inflammation.

    • Arnica supports circulation and helps reduce swelling.

    • Comfrey aids in cellular repair and muscle recovery.

  • Rub a small amount into sore muscles and joints as needed. Perfect after long days, hard rides, or too much time hunched over your damn desk. Use daily or as needed for ritual relief.

  • Key Ingredients:
    Goat Milk, Full-Spectrum CBD, Arnica, Comfrey, Chamomile Hydrosol, White Willow Bark

    Full Ingredients:
    Hemp Oil, Shea Nilotica Butter, CBD Isolate, Goat Milk, Water, Chamomile Hydrosol, Glyceryl Monostearate, Cetyl Alcohol, Glycerin, Comfrey Extract, Arnica Extract, White Willow Bark Extract, Essential Oils (Patchouli & Oakmoss), Sunflower Lecithin, Xanthan Gum, Euxyl K903

  • Patchouli & Oakmoss

    • Earthy and grounding — the way you wish you smelled after mowing all Sunday afternoon. Think woodsy, warm, and just a little wild.

    Sweetgrass & Lavender

    • With just a touch of peppermint, this blend lifts the senses with soft green notes, floral calm, and a fresh herbal snap — like collecting wildflowers in a dewy pasture at sunrise.

SNAKE BITE

  • Lotion Potion is a rich, goat milk–infused CBD body cream formulated for sore muscles, joint stiffness, and everyday aches. With 500 mg of CBD and a botanical blend of arnica, comfrey, chamomile, and white willow bark, it delivers plant-powered relief with a creamy, fast-absorbing finish.

    • Goat Milk is rich in lactic acid and vitamins to soothe and soften the skin.

    • White Willow Bark offers natural salicylates — the plant version of aspirin — to ease pain and inflammation.

    • Arnica supports circulation and helps reduce swelling.

    • Comfrey aids in cellular repair and muscle recovery.

  • Rub a small amount into sore muscles and joints as needed. Perfect after long days, hard rides, or too much time hunched over your damn desk. Use daily or as needed for ritual relief.

  • Key Ingredients:
    Goat Milk, Full-Spectrum CBD, Arnica, Comfrey, Chamomile Hydrosol, White Willow Bark

    Full Ingredients:
    Hemp Oil, Shea Nilotica Butter, CBD Isolate, Goat Milk, Water, Chamomile Hydrosol, Glyceryl Monostearate, Cetyl Alcohol, Glycerin, Comfrey Extract, Arnica Extract, White Willow Bark Extract, Essential Oils (Patchouli & Oakmoss), Sunflower Lecithin, Xanthan Gum, Euxyl K903

  • Patchouli & Oakmoss

    • Earthy and grounding — the way you wish you smelled after mowing all Sunday afternoon. Think woodsy, warm, and just a little wild.

    Sweetgrass & Lavender

    • With just a touch of peppermint, this blend lifts the senses with soft green notes, floral calm, and a fresh herbal snap — like collecting wildflowers in a dewy pasture at sunrise.

SUDS

  • Lotion Potion is a rich, goat milk–infused CBD body cream formulated for sore muscles, joint stiffness, and everyday aches. With 500 mg of CBD and a botanical blend of arnica, comfrey, chamomile, and white willow bark, it delivers plant-powered relief with a creamy, fast-absorbing finish.

    • Goat Milk is rich in lactic acid and vitamins to soothe and soften the skin.

    • White Willow Bark offers natural salicylates — the plant version of aspirin — to ease pain and inflammation.

    • Arnica supports circulation and helps reduce swelling.

    • Comfrey aids in cellular repair and muscle recovery.

  • Rub a small amount into sore muscles and joints as needed. Perfect after long days, hard rides, or too much time hunched over your damn desk. Use daily or as needed for ritual relief.

  • Key Ingredients:
    Goat Milk, Full-Spectrum CBD, Arnica, Comfrey, Chamomile Hydrosol, White Willow Bark

    Full Ingredients:
    Hemp Oil, Shea Nilotica Butter, CBD Isolate, Goat Milk, Water, Chamomile Hydrosol, Glyceryl Monostearate, Cetyl Alcohol, Glycerin, Comfrey Extract, Arnica Extract, White Willow Bark Extract, Essential Oils (Patchouli & Oakmoss), Sunflower Lecithin, Xanthan Gum, Euxyl K903

  • Patchouli & Oakmoss

    • Earthy and grounding — the way you wish you smelled after mowing all Sunday afternoon. Think woodsy, warm, and just a little wild.

    Sweetgrass & Lavender

    • With just a touch of peppermint, this blend lifts the senses with soft green notes, floral calm, and a fresh herbal snap — like collecting wildflowers in a dewy pasture at sunrise.